Fire and Fashion

I heat with wood. How do you heat your home? I would venture to guess that many of you would answer this question by saying that you turn the thermostat to "heat" and that's how you heat your house. Up until 8 weeks ago, I would have the said the same thing. I mean, I would just go over to the wall, turn the little dial to "heat" and voila! I never would have taken the time to consider how the furnace actually worked or what I needed to do to make the heat continue to flow (outside of paying the bill).

I knew full well when we moved up here that we would be heating with wood and that to produce this heat we would be burning the wood in a woodstove. Now, the world of woodstoves is not completely foreign to me as I grew up going to my grandparent's cottage which had only a woodstove. But that was of course, in the summer and I never acutally asked how it worked or what was the best way to start and maintain a fire. But that didn't really mean anything to me becuase Darren was going to be working from home and he did grow up with a woodstove so he would handle it. All I would have to do is sit there, look pretty and get warm. It didn't work out that way though. No more than a week after arriving in Goulais River Darren discovered that he would have to go into town after all. (That is another surprise about the country...you can't get super-fast internet!) Within a couple days he had an office and I was alone with the kids, in the bush, in December.

My immediate response was one of panic. What was I going to do? How do I build a fire? How do I keep it going once I've got it started? What if I burn our brand new house in the bush...and all the bush...down? Once I realized this wasn't going to be the end of the world I decided to embrace the challenge. That is one of the reasons why we moved up here in the first place. We wanted more out of life, an adventure. So this would be one of my first. I would learn how to use this cast-iron fire box that sits smack in the middle of my house. I am a progressive woman, I have a degree, I can learn how to build a fire...right?

This is where it gets complicated. Apparently, building a fire is a very personal thing. Everyone who has had experience with building fires has their own ideas about how it is done. Nay, they are more like beliefs, passionately held beliefs! One says you need lots of wood, another says lots of heat, still another says -no shouts- that its all about what you use to get the fire going. My goodness I just want a warm house! I decided to read about fire (who knows what good that was actually going to do me but I was out to prove my intelligence, my independence) on wikipedia and became disillusioned. The fire tetrahedron!? Come on!

In the end I just dove in (figuratively speaking of course). I used wood, I used kindling, I used a lighter...I got fire. I've had about 6 weeks practice and I still have a way to go. This sounds absoluely ridiculous to me but Darren can still build hotter fires than me. He says it has something to do with the coals. But I'm getting there. We are not freezing and that's what counts.

So here are the things I need to do to keep my house warm. I have to go and get the wood out of the wood shed. (Here I am fortunate becuase when we bought the house we also bought all the wood in the shed which should cover us for a couple years...so no chopping yet). I try to pile as much as I can at the front door so I don't have to go out too much when its -30. Then comes the intricate yet delicate interplay of kindling, log placement and ignition (otherwise known as pure luck). Once there is some flame I close the door of the stove most of the way but not too much as to extinguish what I worked so hard to achieve. You would think that I'm home free at this point but I have to make sure to watch the fire and put another log on before it dies down too much and I have to trust luck to get it started again. Every couple weeks I have to take out the ash tray (found underneath where the fire burns...Vermont Castings has something going here) and clean them out. The dumping of the ash requires much technique as not to get it all over my clothes. If I continue to repeat this from September to March (some people say June but I am not speaking that into my life...glass half full) then I will have a warm house!

This seems like a huge hassle. And you know, sometimes I think it is. I get the fire started with great difficulty but then I get busy with my day and totally forget to keep it up and then have to start all over again. The logs are heavy and awkward for me to place in the stove and I tend to get ashes all over the place. But you know, I am proud of myself. I learned a new skill. One very important skill that has been used (and is still used by people all around the world) as one of the cornerstones of daily living. I don't just take my heat for granted anymore.

All my talk about fire has reminded me of one thing that has taken me a bit by surprise about living out in the country and that is clothing. Thinking about it now, saying this sounds even funny to me but I thought people dressed the way they do in the country (compared to city folk) becuase they were simply more casual people. Now I realize its actually for a reason. I am a stay at home mom so my wardrobe though nothing spectacular, is a little more casual. But it is filled with dress pants, jeans that are longer to go with my knee-high black leather high-heeled boots, cute little button-up blouses from RW&Co. These are definately NOT the most ideal outfits in which to get wood or take out the garbage or empty the ashes from the woodstove. Even when I'm in town, I have to walk in snow! Can you believe it?! I've lived in Southern Ontario all my life...there is no snow! And if there is then we call in the army to get rid of it. I'm going to have to go and get boots. And the boots that people wear around here are no pansy boots! My goodness, they look like you could traverse the north pole with them! The people around here call them skidoo boots. We're going to have to work with UGG Australia or something to make them look a little better but I guess thats another post. I guess the bright side of this is that I have a very good reason to get a new wardrobe! LOL!